Crazy But Ultimately Harmless

Dis guy name Stephen A. Smit’ says down wit’ bloggers.  De guy at deadspin.com has a problem wit’ dat but offers a solution:

We’re not sure how Smith would police his new blog-free society; probably with some sort of expansion of the Patriot Act. Bloggers would be rounded up and sent to Gitmo, there to be made to input guacamole recipes on Rachael Ray’s web site.

Smith, he crazy as a loon.  He reporter at Phila. Inquirer, recently demoted from 76’ers beat as sports columnist.  Too bad.  He have lots to offer.

Do embryos count?

Tom Roeser nails Andrew Greeley.  How shall we count the ways?

“I subscribe to the position that abortion, now mater how nearly universal in human history, is morally unacceptable…”

said Greeley in Sun-Times column 11/28.  He continued:

“But I wonder if it is proper or prudent to try to impose this Catholic moral view on a whole society that does not agree with us, especially when we cannot even persuade most of our own people.”

It’s as if Hubert Humphrey in 1948 wondered about the propriety or prudence of pushing civil rights when most Dems didn’t buy it, says Roeser.  Greeley continues until he comes up with this atrocious observation: 

“Perhaps for the time that it would take to persuade our own, we may leave the embryos to God’s loving care, the God who also must protect the vast number of embryos who spontaneously abort.”

Roeser:

Leave them to God’s care. Just as we do miners who are trapped in West Virginia, eh, Andy? We go to the utmost to save them; we search lakes and ponds for missing people. We don’t we leave them to God’s loving care?

Greeley doubts if bishops can “convert anyone” by “ukases,” being “tarnished . . . by the abuse scandal.”

To which Roeser:

But when it comes to Iraq where Andy has a partisan interest, yes-yes-YES the bishops must speak!

There’s more more more . . .