Like Hamlet, with all those timeworn phrases

The life of the recently deceased Jerry Holtzman had its up and downs:

“Like so many who worked with him, I respected and loved Jerry Holtzman,” Michael Davis writes. “That may explain the pain of awakening Tuesday morning to read his obituary posted on the Tribune’s Web site. The story suggested Jerry had been run out of the Sun-Times in 1981, into the welcoming arms of the Tribune. It implied he had been a victim of neglect at the hands of know-nothing editors on Wabash Avenue.

“While it’s true Jerry was shunted aside in the mid-1970s by sports editor Lewis Grizzard, within a few years his career bounced back as if he had Flubber on his heels.”

Grizzard was a perfectionist as to writing style, the story goes, and got after Holtzman for using cliches.  Holtzman told him they were cliches he had invented.

Read this book . . .

Alan Bennett’s The Uncommon Reader (Farrar Straus & Giroux, 2007), a novella, is such a good book. The reader is the current Queen Elizabeth, who picks up reading in the years immediately preceding her 80th birthday and finds it liberating and elevating. It’s a book about reading and the life of the mind and coming to terms with oneself.

In the end she turns to writing, which leads to a stunning denouement better left unrevealed here. Writing her memoirs, that is, but not showing and telling with them: no gossip but “analysis and reflection,” as she tells her assembled privy councilors from her 50-plus years as queen, gathered for her birthday in a festive tea.

Proust weighs heavily in this decision. So does Ivy Compton-Burnett, whom she had “damed” some time back without reading a thing she had written. Wonderful, wonderful book.

Buy it here, through Google, or here, at ABE Books.

It’s still news when one gets caught

It looks bad for this Chicago cop, caught taking money from a tow truck driver to whom he gave business:

The tow truck driver was a cooperating witness in the federal investigation and secretly taped phone conversations with [Officer Michael ] Ciancio. During one such phone conversation, Ciancio agrees to meet the driver on his way home in the Walgreen’s parking lot at Oak Park and Belmont avenues. “Beautiful,” Ciancio reportedly says when allegedly handed $600 cash. At that point the informant said, “Let’s get out of here. There’s too many eyeballs.”

In another phone call between the two in October, 2007, Ciancio, reportedly concerned he hadn’t received a weekly payment, said, “I didn’t hear from you, I say what the f*** happened, you know. I thought it was like, Christmas and I looked under the tree, there was no gift, know what I mean?”

But when the Trinity High School principal, Sister Michelle Germanson, heard about his indictment, she wanted “to go into our chapel and cry,” she considered him such “an absolutely great guy.”

He’s a Trinity basketball coach and also coaches girls’ basketball in River Forest and has so for years.  He is also the second Chicago cop caught in a 16-month investigation by the FBI, Chicago Police and the Internal Revenue Service,

charged with soliciting bribes of between $600 and $800 per week over a two year period from a tow truck driver in return for allowing that driver to work towing away cars involved in traffic accidents [he] handled.

He has to be proven guilty, but the pattern is Chicago, even to the point of the supposed offender being otherwise upstanding.  Public morality is one thing, personal another.  Many Chicagoans know or are related to someone in the same alleged boat.