Annals of language

Part one, sports:

Just heard a Fox Chi sports commentator pay a compliment to White Sox pitchers, saying Sox had “a lights-out filthy rotation,” which the most avid fan of even ten years ago — not to mention 65, when my day began with feverish turn to Trib sports page gathered up from the porch to see how Sox did — would have made neither hide nor hair of.

Lights-out used to mean dumb.  Filthy was no compliment at all.  Rotation might be the spin on a fast ball.

Not now.  A lights-out performance is when you punch someone’s lights out, knock him or them out, make a big splash, succeed admirably.  Filthy is a pitch that is near impossible to hit.  Rotation means your four or five starting pitchers.

Part two, politics:

The mayor of Detroit, Kwame Kilpatrick, shoved a subpoena server, yelling, “Get the f— off my family’s porch,” the subpoena server, Sheriff’s Detective Brian White, testified.

White also said Kilpatrick berated his partner, Investigator JoAnn Kinney, and told her she should be ashamed of herself for being a black woman and working on this case, an apparent reference to the conspiracy, perjury, misconduct in office and obstruction of justice charges against the mayor. He added that the mayor asked her how she could work with a white man and a man named White.

Wait.  Aren’t there black men named White?  And whites named Kilpatrick, for that matter?  But that’s not the point.  I would like to know when the mayor does his sensitivity training so as to expunge such racial references from his vocabulary. 

To sum up, was his performance on this occasion both lights-out and filthy in the old meanings?  And when does he rotate out of office?

Here he is:

Mayor of Detroit

Spics, slants, and others

Here are Spanish b-ballers preparing for Beijing:

Spics v. slants 2

Here are the tennis players:

Spics v. slants

No offence was intended by the players or the Spanish federation of Funny Guys and Gals Who Play Sports, say the perps.  The first is an ad for a sponsor.  The second is a team web site foto.

These Spanish people are equal-opportunity offenders.  They called black soccer players monkeys in Madrid in 2004, and the coach made cracks about a mixed-race French player (and got fined).  Called him “that black shit” in a pep talk to his team.  (Very appealing guy the s. player, as in this video.)

Am finding it tres amusing myself, something maybe to puncture, if slightly, the international cocoon of correctitude and restoring maybe the “sticks and stones may break my bones” attitude of old.

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Reader D:

I should be shunned along with you and the low-life Spanish athletes.Seeing the photos, all I could think of was “The good old days, when we could be stupid and get stupid-back-at-us, and no one cut anyone’s head off because of a cartoon. Skin was thicker in those ancient times when your saying “Stix and stones, etc.” was a kid’s national anthem.
Yes.

Helpmate to the podium

I share Tom Roeser’s skepticism about Mrs. O. as convention speaker:

[I]t will take formidable image-making cosmetology . . .  She has done almost irreparable harm to herself by allowing her words to make her a symbol of black grievance and anti-whitey figure… when she has been a remarkably coddled black woman at that.

Imagine someone who got to Princeton not through academic excellence but through other means who lamented that she felt alone and discriminated against there. Her [undergraduate] thesis . . . smacks of hot grievance.

Or someone who graduates from . . . Harvard Law school who continues the grievance until when her husband was winning primaries… while she was in her 40s… announced that for the first time she was felt proud to be an American.

Who earned $300,000 from the University of Chicago based on her connection with [superlatively well-connected] Valerie Jarrett and who still has the temerity to tell young black women that [they] should forego . . . big bucks [and instead choose careers of] community service where they would earn far less . . . 

Will she help him with the undecided?  That is the question.

A priest for many a season

Rev. Richard Simon on his prayer life:

“I try to begin the day with prayer. I say two Masses and try to stay in church and read my breviary and say a rosary. A wiser priest than I once said, ‘The struggle in the church is not between so-called liberals or conservatives, but between those who believe in the supernatural and those who don’t.’”

Nicely said.  The difference between priest as moral officer and as . . . something else.  Big difference.

On tradition:

Why wear the cassock? “Because it’s tradition. Here’s a proverb: ‘He who is married to the spirit of an age soon finds himself a widower.’ The idea that you can be an invisible priest is not very sacramental. There’s no such thing as an invisible sacrament. We’re not like the world, we’re different, that’s why I wear a cassock.”

Invisible priest not very sacramental.  That’s something.  He’s not as big as his priesthood, his badge of otherness.  As in supernatural vs. natural up above, whatever else he has, where the former underlies all.

He almost was a psych major:

Unintended blessings: “A Jesuit saw me standing in the blocks-long line to register as a seminarian at Loyola. It was the ’60s and I wanted to be a psychology major. He looked at my transcripts and said, “You’ve had some Greek and Latin, classics majors can go to the front of the line. I signed on, thinking I’d change it later. Studying Greek and Latin changed my whole life. To read the Scriptures in Greek has been wonderful.

Not to mention poetry.

He’s pastor of St. Lambert RC Church, in Skokie.  Interview is one of the “Five Minutes with Father” feature, Catholic New World, Dolores Madlener the interviewer.  Clean copy.

Roeser, fired upon, prepares for war

Tom Roeser stays by his report that the Rockford diocese was pulling its candidates out of Mundelein seminary at the time he published it:

In checking with responsible authorities I am confident that the situation which I reported was accurate at publication. Since authorities in Rockford and Chicago deny this existed, fair enough-their denial is summarized on this website and reproduced in full on the Catholic Citizens website.  [Can’t find it]

This is hardball.  He got a letter from the Chicago archdiocese’s Office of Legal Services dated 7/29, the day he posted the offending report.  (He didn’t get the letter until 8/4: it was sent to an old address.)  This blogger has been distinctly asleep at the switch, not having seen this 8/4 report until now.

[The letter] is from one John C. O’Malley who says I “personally published defamatory statements” on July 29, 2008 saying that the Rockford diocese “has decided it is finished with Mundelein.” A memorandum from the director of communication of the Rockford diocese to the director of communications for the archdiocese of Chicago deny [sic] this as does the bishop of Rockford. “Given that you personally published these defamatory statements,” writes O’Malley, “I am compelled to bring their falsity to your attention.”

Ominous. 

Roeser is to:

1. “Remove the defamatory statements from [his] blog entry.”

2. Print a retraction of the false statements contained therein”

3. “Refrain from making any further untrue statement regarding the relationship between St. Mary of the Lake Seminary, Mundelein and the diocese of Rockford.”

“And,” continues the lawyer,

4. “I must demand that you distribute your reaction to” websites which republished them.

Roeser has hired counsel and quotes his “favorite colonial hero,”

William Prescott of Pepperell, Middlesex county, Massachusetts, a colonel in the Revolutionary War who commanded Americans at Bunker Hill.  . . . .  “Men, don’t fire unless fired upon. If they mean to have war, let it begin here”

to make his intentions clear.

The lawyer asks Roeser to inform the archdiocese of “seminarians propositioning any individual . . . so that the allegation can be fully investigated.”

To which Roeser:

Rest assured, sir not only the archdiocese will be notified but more importantly those empowered to take swifter action than the archdiocese has exerted previously.

There’s more, including reference to the bishop of Rockford’s denying the Mundelein pull-out and saying no “official source” was contacted and if one were contacted “by any reliable media source,” he and his staff would “set the record straight.”

Hmmm.

If there is still room for comment in this account of Roeser v. Archdiocese, let it be this: The day the archdiocese enters open court to sift through these matters will be a frosty, frosty day in the nether regions. 

This institution just spent $12 million to stay out of court — among other, nobler reasons, to be sure.  Would it now go to court merely to punish a blogger?

Note: Not only are the Rockford and Chicago denials not at the Catholic Citizens site.  Neither is Roeser’s “A Special Note to Readers: The Article Still Stands,” quoted above, easily found at www.tomroeser.com.   A little googling led to Dad 29: Wisconsin native, conservative critic of everything, which had the link.

Moments later: Oops, my first inkling of this was at Voice from the Desert: Supporting survivors of clergy sexual abuse and examining the cover up, causes, and effects of that abuse, to which I tip the hat.

Movement on the Russian front

In the Rose Garden, Bush told Russia to go home from Georgia:

“The United States stands with the democratically elected government of Georgia and insists that the sovereignty and territorial integrity of Georgia be respected,” Bush said sternly during brief remarks . . .

He is sending C. Rice to Paris and Tbilisi to show “solidarity” with Georgia.  Soldiers are already in Georgia, part of “a massive U.S. humanitarian effort . . . already in progress” that will “involve U.S. aircraft [and] naval forces.”

A military cargo plane has landed, and Russia must ensure that “all lines of communication and transport, including seaports, roads and airports,” remain open to let food and medical deliveries and civilians through, he further said.

Another is due to arrive tomorrow, plus “an assessment team . . . to determine other needs.” A hospital ship too, if needed, in a few weeks.

Last but not least in this listing:

The administration also will review what military help is needed for Georgia’s now-shattered armed forces, Whitman said.

McCain has said, “We are all Georgians now.”  Obama’s foreign-policy spokesperson, S. Rice, has accused him of “shooting from the hip.”  We should not approach with “preconceived notions,” she said.

Now that’s a true liberal for you right there.  No preconceived notions.  Come as if there’s no history here.  We have to be a regular tabula rasa about it all.  O. sure knows how to pick his advisors.

Guns no? Not everywhere.

Dem platform will be anti-gun:

“Boiled down, all it really means is that the Democrats are still the party of gun control no matter how they try to re-package the rhetoric.”

So will Oak Park:

So far, Oak Park appears to be the only suburb ready to go to court to contest the Supreme Court decision, though others may follow as the NRA continues to bring lawsuits against other Illinois towns with similar handgun bans.

OP will join Chicago in its resistance to the Supremes.

Chicago Mayor Richard Daley has said the city plans to fight in court to keep its handgun ban in place, and Oak Park is likely to join the battle.

Major question here: What will it cost OP?  I mean in money.

Keep your voice down and be reasonable

Call Me Ahab (love the name) thinks pro-gun is winning the national debate because proponents are willing to debate, while anti-gunners cut off debate and belabor us with how many are killed with guns every year, “or talking about blood in the streets, etc.”

Meanwhile, we argue with facts, statistics; our debate thrives in the open because it’s based on logic and reason, and not on appeals to emotion.

Well, I tell you.  That’s the conservative way.