Natasha Julius, of the ever-reliable Beachwood Reporter, has an announcement:

Market Update
Following President Obama’s lead, we have decided to rename this segment “Change Watch.” By the way, the president might want to check his own portfolio, because Change seems to have been somewhat overvalued and Hope is positively in the shitter.

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