Carolyn socks it to Sassone

Oak and Forest Leaves longtime columnist Paul Sassone

needs a lesson in patience, humanity and environmentalism. Perhaps the next time he’s in the checkout line behind a responsible person who brought reusable bags to the store, he should worry less about his melting ice cream and more about the melting polar ice caps.

Says letter writer Carolyn James, complaining about his column [not available on-line] in which he makes fun of people bringing their own bags to the checkout counter for environmental reasons and making him wait.

Yahoo! Melting ice cream vs. melting polar caps!  No contest!

We’re keeping score, you know

What do you know?  We’re supposed to talk nice to people and not throw our weight around, and see how Obama-diplomacy worked in Cope-‘n-hang-in-there:

UK diplomatic sources . . . confirmed that China had taken huge offence at remarks by President Obama over the need to independently monitor every country[’s] carbon emissions.

In his speech President Obama said: “Without any accountability, any agreement would be empty words on a page”.

The Chinese delegation interpreted these comments as an attempt to humiliate them. It prompted Prime Minister Wen Jiabao to return to his hotel and send low level delegates to take his place in the talks. [Italics added]

But what’s a kid from the South Side supposed to do when faced with inscrutable people?

Out of the mouth of the beast

Embedded in a NY Times story about buying TV sets this season is this capsule statement of why the market, not the Fed, not the Congress, not a federal czardom, knows best:

“There was the assumption that fewer 32-inch LCD TVs would be sold,” said Bob Perry, Panasonic’s senior vice president for marketing, “but more were sold and that drove down prices.”

Econ 101, folks.  It’s why the best motto for a president facing economic decline (apart from “cut the taxes”) is “Don’t just do something, stand there.”

(Hat-tip News Alert.)

FBOP-FDIC-Park National debate, continued

Further commentary in Wednesday Journal on FBOP’s shutdown by FDIC and subsequent acquisition by US Bank:

Banks are judged both by the soundness of their banking decisions and by their impact on communities. They are not just fly-by-night visitors; they are also crucial institutions.

So FBOP, parent of Park National, deserves to stay open because it made more loans to low-income people, argue Bill Barclay & Peg Strobel, ignoring the non-sustainability of Park N’s policy, which endangered depositors’ money, FDIC claimed.

Park N got praise from B&S and others, but FDIC is in the business of protecting depositors’ money, and it’s a good thing too, because if it didn’t, there would be no loans to anybody, including low-income people.  Judged by whom? is the pertinent question.

Otherwise, what is for them “the larger, crucial issue,” the doling of TARP money is unwisely kept from small banks in favor of ones too big to fail.  I’m with them on pursuit of that issue, indeed of the TARP concept in itself — TARP having become arguably a slush fund which Obama wants to use to goose the economy, so much of it is left over.

Can o’ worms here, folks.  Let’s open it.

National alert escapes Homeland Security, story escapes Chi newspapers

Things I find out about on the Internet that I don’t, so far anyhow, in Chicago newspapers, first of a series:

From Instapundit, which led to Reason Mag, which had found this in the Star-Ledger of New Jersey, this:

A New Jersey fugitive wanted on insurance fraud charges since 2007 was working for the immigration division of the Department of Homeland Security in Georgia, despite a nationwide alert for her arrest, Essex County prosecutors said yesterday.

It’s a New Jersey story, yes, and we are in Illinois, but that dept of homeland se-what? is a national organization, I believe, and this story exposes bureaucratic f-up.  I think it does. 

So does the law:

“We found it surprising, alarming that an employee of the Department of Homeland Security is a fraudster, and we do not understand how she could have remained employed there with an open criminal warrant for her arrest remaining on the interstate system without being discovered,” said [Essex County Assistant Prosecutor Michael] Morris.

It’s worth an item in Chi Trib or Sun-Times?

It is the sort of item that lends spunk to the lineup, has an edge to it, and we jaded readers like edgy stuff.

Leave Tiger be?

Are you, with Sun-Timesman Rick Morrissey, ready to recall at this crucial moment in sports history what Tiger Woods and “countless other athletes and coaches” have said when faced with bad publicity about philandering, such as “Please respect my privacy as I go through this very personal situation”?

If you are, consider what Lisa Schiffren says at American Thinker.  She begins in tentative agreement with Morrissey’s implied leave-it-be advice:

As a rule, the revelation that a married athlete (or actor, or rock star, or politician) has conducted extramarital affairs with [a] bevy of “party girls” may titillate, but rarely has the power to shock. In those realms, these things happen. Entitled men. Willing women. Deceived wives. What’s new?

She promptly tells us what’s new.  Aside from our “normal prurience at work,”

we are interested [mostly] because Tiger Woods, who may legitimately be the best golfer ever, had been turned into an all-purpose icon: a man of personal rectitude, a lovely smile, apparent openness; a family man, with a lovely wife and two adorable babies. And of course, he was our first living embodiment of the collective hope for racial reconciliation. Who knew that the early reports of his betrayed wife Elin swinging at him with a golf club constituted literal icon-smashing?

Icon-smashing: the 8th– and 9th-century violent opposition to statues of Jesus, Mary, and the saints.  Tiger, a figurative icon, apparently got hit with a golf club by a woman scorned.  (Hat tip to William Congreve.)

Schiffren’s point, however, is that we the people have been terribly deceived in the Tiger Woods matter, and what we see now is a terrible undeceiving.  Floodgates have been opened, the toilet has been flushed, we are being shown how badly we have been fooled, and this makes it important that we know the awful truth.

We are staring [at this story] because we’ve been had. Betrayed. We see now that the image was all a fraud. The talent was real. But the things that made the public like Tiger personally — the low-key demeanor, manners, and sweet smile of countless sports-page photos, magazine covers, political analogies, and most important, product endorsements, was an act.

So?

The larger lesson here is about how much artifice — sustained, deliberate deception — goes into the construction of a public persona when there is profit to be made or power to be had.

It’s good that we be reminded that there’s a media machine out there waiting to fool us for profit or power. 

Most of us, to be sure, did not venerate Tiger, at least not as one venerates a statue-as-reminder of saint’s virtue, etc.  Some may even have gotten sick of seeing his mug everywhere.  But he became a billionaire largely on the strength of all that exposure, and now the truth is out.

“One of the greatest athletes of our time is disintegrating in front of us,” says Morrissey — though “disintegrating” is a bit much; there apparently wasn’t much there in the first place. 

What he means is that the image is collapsing, evaporating — an image that meant billions for Tiger, not to mention an enormous fund of heroic sports-writer material.  Down the drain, gone forever.  It’s enough to make a columnist weep.

Climate is too important to be left to certain people

Well, you see, some countries are rich and smart, others are poor and . . .

The UN Copenhagen climate talks are in disarray today after developing countries reacted furiously to leaked documents that show world leaders will next week be asked to sign an agreement that hands more power to rich countries and sidelines the UN’s role in all future climate change negotiations.

Not that the UN is smart.  Not saying that.  Never did say that.

Maggie [Daley] is part of the [Chicago] family?

Chi Trib’s Mary Schmich, who comes from a pretty big family in Savannah GA, tries out the idea for a city of three million:

Some days the big city feels like a big family and the powerful seem more like relatives than royalty.

On no days to this longtime metro area resident.  And who but a job-seeker gets the royalty part?

Chicago had one of those days last week, when we learned that Mayor Daley’s wife, Maggie, would be seen around town in a wheelchair for a while because she’s getting radiation treatment on a bone tumor in her right leg.

Mary and a miniscule percentage of the rest of the population had one of those days, but Chicago didn’t.

If you live in Chicago, there’s a good chance that no matter what you think of the mayor, the news of this latest manifestation of his wife’s metastatic breast cancer touched you in a way that felt personal.

How good a chance?  None if you lived where people are shot and mugged every day or if you didn’t get a city job because you weren’t connected or for that matter if you realized you’d got the back of the mayor’s hand while running for re-election to county board presidency.

Reminds you of what Ezra Pound said about James Joyce’s handling of “beatiful” and “sordid” happenings in Portrait of the Artist:

[T]here is nothing in life so beautiful that Joyce cannot touch it without profanation — without, above all, the profanations of sentiment and sentimentality — and there is nothing so sordid that he cannot treat it with his metallic exactitude.

It doesn’t remind you of that?  How about this, also from Pound/Joyce: The Letters of Ezra Pound to James Joyce (New Directions, 1970)?

If Armageddon has taught us anything it should have taught us to abominate the half-truth, and the tellers of the half-truth, in literature.

Mutatis mutandis, as skipping Armageddon and changing abominate to dislike and literature to newspaper column, it goes for this today about Mrs. Daley, whom I think should be sent a buck-up note and promise of prayers, and that’s all.

Wuxtry, read all about VietNam war fallout in Chi Trib!

Now and then a cruise through the day’s hard-copy home-delivered Chi Trib that can’t make it past the Front Page . . .

* Which has two (2!) stories, assorted jump items, and three pix, one of which takes up half of what’s over the fold.  Bigger story, with that biggest pic, is “A lethal legacy” — notice the non-verbal head, i.e., no verb there — subtitled “Poisonous defoliants still exact toll in U.S., Vietnam.”  Smaller, much smaller type above, a sort of tag: “TRIBUNE WATCHDOG AGENT ORANGE.”

Was just asking at dinner the other night, or was it breakfast? Whatever happened to Agent Orange?  So I’m an obvious audience for this story, with its French Impressionist-inspired art foto of woman on sick bed and other woman reaching to get her something on the dresser.  Besides, I’m a sucker for “lethal legacy” stories.  It’s that alliteration.  Couldn’t they make it rhyme?

Can’t link you to my morning paper, of course, but on line we have this story and pix to go with it, one of which is below the fold on hard-copy p-1.:

Agent orange Trib

It is clearly a story I should care about, and why go to church when I have the Trib to remind me of suffering in the world, not to mention how badly our government has behaved in having “neglected a lasting problem even as the health fallout has spread”?

I’m not grateful enough, and besides, it’s what Pulitzer prizes are given for, so can you blame them?

* Story two is “Young Chicago Muslim in the interfaith spotlight” — again a verb-free head.  Verbs are for subtitles, as here: “Obama front man on religion wins top global prize.”  Front man on religion?  He leads the religion race?  Obama’s pick to win?

It’s Eboo Patel, whom I have to admit I had not heard of.  He got the Louisville Grawemeyer Award, of which also I have been unaware.  Sorry, folks, it’s a story for among the truss ads or maybe a religion brief, unless . . .  Yes, it will make me feel better about my Muslim brothers and sisters.  No matter how nastily their brother and sister religionists behave sometimes.  How nice to be reminded . . .

BTW, on line (and note well, reporters don’t do heads in either medium) the story is “Chicagoan wins global religion award,” which gives a slightly wider tinge to it for Trib readers.  I think it does.