From the Pekin (IL) Daily times, a load of piquant advice to grads, to be savored, offering this very important item as windup:

And last, once again, the classic career advice from the great newspaper columnist Mike Royko:

“Bathe regularly.”

Dave has a brother in Oak Park, a prolific and articulate Wednesday Journal letter and opinion-piece writer, by the way.

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