Heard at the dinner table.

via Joe diGenova:

In a paper which I am increasingly moved to call The Millennials’ Gazette.

Great news, everyone!

I’m kidding, there’s no great news, it’s all dreadful.

Clever, eh?

via Column: Trump goes full wacko in post-acquittal ‘I Have a Scream’ speech: The Week in Review – Chicago Tribune

Reason Mag does old-style reporting. Well done.

What on earth did they expect him to say? “Wow, that was a close one”?

via  NPR

Venomous.

 

Usual suspects came through.

Good way to attack the deficit problem.

via The Daily Caller

This guy doesn’t need any more public campaign events, he needs a sedative and a full-time nurse.

via The Morning Briefing

via The Babylon Bee

Chosen for the satisfaction of a well-turned phrase and metaphor:

The partisan impeachment of President Donald Trump finally passed, mercifully, like a kidney stone, with Democrats grimacing helplessly during acquittal in the Senate on Wednesday.

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And what about House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who cemented herself in the American mind as a petulant child, angrily ripping up her copy of Trump’s State of the Union speech?

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During his State of the Union speech the other night, Trump didn’t mention the impeachment once.

With Pelosi sitting behind him, muttering to herself like some angry bag lady alone on a night train, he didn’t have to mention it.

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He focused instead on his accomplishments and the economy, which infuriates his enemies. When he was done, Pelosi grabbed Trump’s speech, and in a fit of petulance, theatrically ripped it to shreds.

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Pelosi once wisely said she wanted no part of a purely partisan impeachment, that it would be wrong for the country and her party. But power is like sugar, once the body is hooked on blueberry pie, it always wants more.

So, Pelosi capitulated to the urgings of her wild-eyed Inspector Javert, Adam Schiff and pushed impeachment.

Which turned out bad for them. The more’s not the pity.

via Column: Trump impeachment backfires on Democrats, and Nancy Pelosi has a meltdown – Chicago Tribune