Long-ago cartoonist-of-the-absurd Rube Goldberg worked up a perpetual-motion machine “powered by Niagara Falls, which seems to run perpetually until the machine itself wears out,” recalls today’s New York Sun (which ran Rube G’s cartoons a long time ago), concluding that such a wearing-out “could yet be the fate of the Fed,” our Rube Goldbergian money machine.
To Avoid Getting Towed, Man Sends Police Off On Fake Burglary Call
Today’s candidate for winner of the week.
And the judge will allow bail if he’s electronically monitored — after he drove off with his Lincoln while cops about to tow it were answering phony 911 call he had just made. A truly upstanding citizen.
Russian Media Explodes With Vulgar and Racist Anti-Obama Rhetoric | | Observer
Why Not To Be Depressed Over the Presidential Race :: The Future of Capitalism
Why not? Because the glass is half full, dummy.
Actually, I do feel better when I look at it that way.
Three Hillary Clinton Stories You Probably Missed Thanks to the Media’s Obsession With Donald Trump – Washington Free Beacon
E-mails, son-in-loaw, emails, in that order, to be read and wept over.
Hard Earned wins 2016 duPont-Columbia Award
#3 Daughter, Maggie Bowman, was series producer for this Pulitzer-class winner.
You’re hired, said Jesus
He had just preached from Simon Peter’s boat, then told him to go out and fish some more. Bad night for fishing, Lord, said Simon Peter (whose wife’s fever Jesus had just brought down). They aren’t there.
Do it anyway, said Jesus, and thereby hangs a tale. So many fish were caught that when they got back to shore, Simon P. said, You better go. You don’t want to spend any more time with me, I’m a sinner.
Forget that, said Jesus. You’re hired. Not to fish for fish but for men (and women).
Simon P’s crew, James and John, got the idea. They came along too, charter members of Jesus’ team. And thereby hangs an even greater tale.
Are you in the pink? Shut up about it
“If you are foolish enough to be contented, don’t show it, but grumble along with the rest.” ~ Jerome K. Jerome, Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow
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