It’s strictly personal with Dick

Dick Durbin’s Republican opponent is “resorting to personal, hateful personal attacks,” a Durbin spokesman told Chi Trib

“I don’t think that’s what people are looking for. I think people are looking for constructive discussion on issues and not scorched-earth, old-style politics.”

No they aren’t.  Personal attacks win elections or tip close ones.  Not that Durbin’s in a close one.  He has a life seat in the U.S. Senate.  But his attacks on personal attacks — this time “personal, hateful personal attacks,” for a double, even triple whammy — are common

“The hottest ring in hell is reserved for those in politics who attack their opponents’ families,” he said on Messy NBC, reacting to criticism of Mrs. O. “And if there are some Republican strategists who think that’s the way to win the election, I think they’re wrong.”

He’s wrong and knows it, which is why he came up with this ring-in-hell business.

On the other hand, he was one of 25 senators voting against condemning “personal attacks” on Gen. Petraeus by a MoveOn.Org last September.  Ah, but that was different, was it not?

September is the cruelest month for Durbin, who in that month in 2005 from the Senate floor, during debate on an energy bill, compared Americans running Guatanomo to “Nazis, Soviets in their gulags, or some mad regime——Pol Pot or others——that had no concern for human beings.”

For which he at first refused to apologize (said Aljazeera in a link now cached-only) but later did, with tears:

“Some may believe that my remarks crossed the line,” the Illinois Democrat said on Tuesday. “To them I extend my heartfelt apologies.”

To the others a wink.

Big O. another Bill C.?

Dick Morris has quite a good rundown here on “Why the race is tied,” including Obama’s carrying “flip-flopping to new heights”:

In the space of a month and a half, this candidate — who we don’t really yet know very well — reversed or sharply modified his positions on at least eight key issues

which he lists.  He also addresses the politico-moral equivalence argument:

Obama’s breathtaking flips and flops are materially different from McCain’s. While McCain had opposed offshore oil drilling and now supports it, the facts have obviously changed. Obama’s shifts have nothing to do with altered circumstances, just a change in the political calendar.

Somebody has even called O. a

“black Bill Clinton,” a turnaround of the “first black president” moniker that had been pinned on Bill.

The comparison has relevance to another phenomenon, the O. campaign being all for itself, and the devil take other Dem candidates, to judge from this at Politico:

After a brief bout of Obamamania, some Capitol Hill Democrats have begun to complain privately that Barack Obama’s presidential campaign is insular, uncooperative and inattentive to their hopes for a broad Democratic victory in November.

R.I.P. Tony Snow

Praise abounds for all-around newsman, commentator, and presidential press secretary Tony Snow — “the best ever, without qualification,” says John Podhoretz

He could speak with fluency, honesty, wit, and clarity on every subject under the sun; he remained poised, unruffled, and as sure of himself at the podium in the press room as he was on that boat in the Potomac nearly two decades earlier.

But this from Brendan Miniter tells about him in a way most memorably:

I last saw Tony several years ago as he was heading out the door of a Starbucks in Alexandria, Va., on his way to work. He wasn’t rushing. He had time for a man who was asking for spare change. Tony reached into his pocket, dug out several coins and at least one bill and handed it to the man. I saw Tony step closer to the man and heard him ask how he was. As the door closed, I couldn’t hear what else he said, but as Tony walked away both were smiling.

Confident in his benevolence.

Magic fund-raiser

John K, Wilson, author of Barack Obama, This Improbable Quest, takes a shot at rebutting Dennis Byrne, who accused O. of flip-flopping in the matter of campaign financing.  Before, he was for it (taking fed money and calling off fund-raising), later he was against it (broken system, can’t condone it, can’t employ it, like a broken PC: can’t use it, you know, have to get a Mac).

Not so, says Wilson, who blogs at www.obamapolitics.com — “Barack Obama is quickly becoming America’s most popular politician” — and has criticized the U. of Colorado committee that punished prof Ward Churchill as “opening the door to a vast new right-wing witch hunt on college campuses that conservatives could easily exploit across the country.” 

“Obama never made an unconditional promise to take public funding,” says Wilson in a letter to Chi Trib editor that identifies him as author of his book, which he would dearly like us all to know about — I didn’t — which is unusual in letter-writer (“Voice of the People”) identifications.  Wouldn’t we all like our books given such display?  The letters editor would be swamped.

To Wilson: What was the condition O. set?  And what’s this “agreement” vs. “promise”?  Publicly made, of course, to gain advantage in campaign sweepstakes.

“I defy Byrne to offer a single example,” says this doughty campaigner-book author. 

Byrne accuses Obama’s campaign of “shading the truth” because “it implies that all the money comes from small contributions of $5, $10 or $20.”

But this was the entire import of O’s agreement-not-a-promise, was it not?  That he as reformer would take the supposed reformer’s path?  Wilson missed that?

Again the bluster, reminiscent of “I would challenge” to Chicago newsies to “dispute that basic fact” — that he’s not a typical Chicago politician:

Unless Byrne can come up with a single example in which Obama’s campaign claimed that all of its money comes from $20 donations or less, he’s “shading the truth” and owes Obama–and his readers–an apology.

En garde, Byrne!  We bloggers at obamapolitics.com want to joust!  Make our day!

Big O. and the gang should call this guy off, especially in view of its claim that this was “an extremely difficult decision.”

Of course.  Breaking (up) an agreement is always hard to do.

Those realignment blues

Hoo boy, am I dumb.  When Mary Mitchell called for more cops in black gangsters’ neighborhoods — “on the South Side where most of the shootings have occurred” — I simply asked, rhetorically, To do what?  Can they get aggressive, or is that what causes riots (smaller things have caused riots), as Mitchell said, agreeing with Daley?

“[T]he mayor is right about one thing,” she wrote

Community activists would have gone berserk had Chicago Police Supt. Jody Weis ordered police to stop every white T-shirt, cap-cocked-to-the-side, medallion swinging, pants-sagging black and brown youth in and around the Taste.

“You have to be cautious. You can’t just send a hundred policemen and — say if it’s Gang X African-Americans — and start grabbing every African-American [in the area]. You’d have a full-scale riot,” the mayor said on Tuesday.

Had police harassed even one person who fit the profile of a gang-banger and that person turned out to be a harmless suburban kid in hip-hop gear, well, you can imagine the outcry.

No, what they do was not her point, to go by today’s “Weis wants a new SOS REVIVE DISBANDED UNIT? | Meets with aldermen after Taste violence,” in which the issue is switching cops from white non-gang wards to black (and hispanic) gang wards:

“[Weis is] doing a statistical analysis of crime and crime patterns with an eye toward realigning beats and districts,” said Ald. Robert Fioretti (2nd).

Ald. Freddrenna Lyle (6th) said Weis “agreed there needs to be some kind of re-evaluation because it hasn’t been done in 25 years and everything has changed since then.” But she’s not holding her breath.

“Every superintendent we’ve had has said they’d look at it — and it still hasn’t happened. You’ve got to [be willing to] make some people mad,” Lyle said.

“Some people” indeed.  Lyle meant white people living in non-gang wards, of course.  It’s a matter of moving cops around.  That’s what Mitchell was talking about.

It would have been nice to read her saying that more clearly, but she preferred tip-toeing on the subject.  Even race-based columnists have their sensitivities.

Big O. goes to market. Look out!

If Obama wins, we lose?  The market, that satanic vehicle of capitalistic prosperity, is slumping in tandem with his rising as a good bet to make president, notes Stephen Moore in WSJ’s Political Diary.

[I]nvestors are forward-looking and the slide in the dollar and the fall in the market (despite decent corporate profits) have accelerated at the same pace as Mr. Obama’s meteoric political rise over the past nine months.

Yikes!  And he’s still only a senator!

[S]ome smart analysts . . . find a definite inverse correlation between Mr. Obama’s probability of winning the election (as measured by the Intrade political futures market) and the ups and downs of the stock market. Intrade provides a trading market where investors can bet on who will win the election — such betting markets have a record of performing better than polls in forecasting election outcomes.

How so?

Radio host and fund manager Jerry Bowyer notes on CNBC.com that investors would have good reason for wanting to flee U.S. markets ahead of an Obama victory. Increases in capital gains and dividend taxes alone will “mean very large additional levies on investors.” Mr. Bowyer adds: “Of course, this affects stock prices. It is ludicrous to suggest that adding taxes directly on an asset class would have no effect on its value.”

If this guy and U. Mich. economist Mark Perry, maybe the first to spot the correlation are right,

the lousy market in the last few weeks makes sense. Yes, it’s partly a result of Ben Bernanke’s decision not to raise interest rates. But Senator Obama is now trading as a 34% favorite — that is, bettors believe Mr. Obama is 34% more likely to win in November than Republican John McCain. That implies big tax hikes aimed at the returns on investment in the stock market.

It’s O.’s stock in trade, you might say, as a liberal Dem, what Republicans once called tax-and-spenders.  So investors beware.

“If the political winds keep blowing left,” says Dan Clifton of Strategas, an investment advisory firm, “the market is going to tank. In that case, I advise, get out of the market while you still can.”

There’s an answer, of course: McCain can make taxing and spending a major talking point in his campaign and ride it to victory.

You bet your morass it’s a mess

Things are going badly in Springfield, says Rich Miller, who lists problems, including:

Unemployment is rising, yet a jobs-producing capital construction bill for our roads, bridges, schools and mass transit is stuck in limbo.

Reading along, I thought he was going to say a tax-reduction bill was in limbo, or such bill is not being discussed.  But he refers to state spending that would produce jobs. 

Reasonable state spending perhaps, on roads, bridges, etc., assuming those are not bridges to nowhere, and incidentally jobs-producing.  But as it stands, his reference smacks of statist solution to economic problem.

He also says:

Nothing — literally nothing — is being accomplished because the governor and the speaker want to crush each other.

Literally as opposed to when he says nothing but doesn’t mean it?

And finally, he speaks of the “intractable morass” that calls for solution.  Ouch.  Morasses are for avoiding, not solving, and in any case we have here a familiar metaphor matched with the non-metaphorical “intractable.”  Stay non-metaphorical, I say: it makes for precision.

Rev. Jesse and his mouth

Rev. Jesse Jackson is a locker-room mouth from a way back.  In 1969, hearing from a reporter that he’d been a priest, he guffawed.  “You wanted some pussy!”

“I wanted to get married,” the reporter said.

“I know,” he said, laughing.

This was in a Loop hotel room, shortly after he had delivered a stemwinder to the Association of Chicago Priests in a ballroom downstairs, predicting (inaccurately) the departure from ministry of Chicago’s four black priests.

A bodyguard had opened the door for the reporter, who had followed Jesse up to his room after the headline-making speech.  Two others were with Jesse, who was stripped to the waist and eating a banana.  All three were suitably amused.

Yesterday Rev. Jesse said unwittingly on camera that he’d “like to perform an orchiectomy” on Obama for “talking down” to blacks by urging personal responsibility for what happens to them — doing a Cosby, you might say, if not as memorably.

I’m not kidding about NY Sun’s “orchiectomy” — “removal of the testicles, a man’s main source of testosterone,” explains WebMD, never realizing its pertinence to a presidential campaign.

Chi Trib boldly quotes Rev. J’s cutting remark:

“I want to cut his nuts out,” Jackson added [to his whispered criticism], gesturing as if grabbing part of the male anatomy and then pulling.

Kudos to writers John McCormick and Monique Garcia and the Trib copy desk for giving us the true facts of the matter, though their “part of the male anatomy” might have been better stated as “crotch,” as Mike Royko once wrote, wondering why baseball players were always pulling on theirs.  Why?  Maybe to straighten out the cup?

Reading noosepapers

Headlines can be fun:

* ChiTrib’s front page headline for a story about a lost and found three-year-old is about “Panic.”  What’s it doing now?  “Turns into joy, relief,” says hard copy headline.  This answers a question in the minds of many, “What’s Panic been up to lately?”

* Trib again, next to this: “Bernanke grabs reins on economy.”  Up to his old horse-riding tricks.

* More Trib, still p-1: about “Russia’s toxic rivers.”  What’s new with them?  I’ve been wondering.  They are “running out of time.”  Like the drinkers in T.S. Eliot’s bar, hearing, “HURRY UP PLEASE IT’S TIME.”

Same story, sub-head: “Mother Volga . . . oozes sickly to the sea.”  Not a good thing to ooze sickly.  Nothing this father wants to do, nor any mother of his acquaintance.  Get well soon, Mrs. Volga.

* Sun-Times also pleases. Mary Mitchell says “Taste” shooting “not new” to residents of “black and brown” neighborhoods where gangs prevail.  She missed this year’s Taste, hasn’t been to one since her kids “nearly drowned in a sea of people . . . streaming out of Grant Park.”  Not oozing, notice.

This time, “young thugs . . . streamed into the Loop [again!], bringing their gang signs and armed bravado with them.”

“Some Chicagoans” know all about these “urban terrorists” — and she has that right, which looks like a leaf from Dennis Byrne’s book

What to do?  Would have been “a riot” if cops had moved in aggressively, as Daley said, she says.  Her answer: more cops in the neighborhoods.  Doing what?  (Byrne: Call out the National Guard.)

* Meanwhile, Supt. Weis merits p-1 S-T treatment for maybe dropping the Taste ball.  “Rookie mistakes?” asks banner.  “Were police unprepared?” asks p. 5 story, where the failure to round up the bad guys is attributed to lack of enough squadrols rather than fearing a riot. 

Low in this story is the killer statistic that murder is up 13% “under Weis’s watch . . . over the first six months of the year.”  Yes, even with the city’s gun-control laws.

* Finally, laugh with us here at Blithe Spirit at Steve Rhodes’s riff on insurance magnate Pat Ryan’s “doubts violence will affect 2016 [Olympic] bid,” Ryan being in charge of that process. 

Rhodes looks into the future and sees these key developments:

* “Olympic Boss Doubts Today’s Congestion on the Kennedy Will Affect 2016 Bid.”

* “Olympic Boss Doubts Cubs Loss Will Affect 2016 Bid.”

* “Olympic Boss Doubts Failure of CHA Will Affect 2016 Bid.”

* “Olympic Boss Doubts Fewer Starbucks’ Will Affect 2016 Bid.”

* “Olympic Boss Doubts Lame Hometown Cheerleading Press Will Affect 2016 Bid.”

Er, wait a second . . .

Later, he adds:

 “Olympic Boss Doesn’t Think Jailed Governors Will Affect 2016 Bid.”

And yet later:

Comedy Gold
“Police: Suspect Tried To Rob Bar With Cheese Grater.”

Local Reaction
“Olympic Boss Doesn’t Think Cheese Grater Robbery Will Affect 2016 Bid.”

With Olympic bosses like this, we can move mountains.