Pope F. won’t be the coal miners’ pope . . .

. . . if he’s canonized, won’t be their patron saint either, to go by his coming letter to the world, where:

He writes that there is an “urgent and compelling” need for policies that reduce carbon emissions, among other ways, by “replacing fossil fuels and developing sources of renewable energy.”

You know, like the pope of Holy Communion, of peace, that sort of thing.

Well look, even pontiffs have to lie in the beds they make.