My drop in bucket

My alma mater, Fenwick High School, asked alums what we want in a principal, whom the school will be hiring soon.

They asked:

What are the strengths of the School – those core values you want to honor and preserve?

I said:

Catholic identity, high academic standards, good learning environment

They asked:

What are the challenges facing the school that need to be addressed during the next 3-5 years?

I said:

Emphasizing personal responsibility and freedom in a time of increasingly statist solutions to national economic and social problems. Elucidating the diversity of Catholic-based thought in this matter.

They asked:

What personal and professional qualities would you like to see in the next Principal of Fenwick High School?

I said:

Personal integrity, keen intelligence, high managerial capability.

Off top of head, you know.  Better ideas, anyone?

Later: Reader M. approves:

Catholic identity, high academic standards, good learning environment

If the principal sees to that, he will have all the qualities within himself that everyone wants him to have.

Boy, that “Catholic identity” thing is elusive in many Catholic schools today.

What’s the quota?

“Where’s the diversity?” asks Wednesday Journal head.  “[One] minority among 36 new teachers ‘unacceptable,’ says Collins.”

Of the 36 teachers hired for the current school year in District 97, one is a minority, a development that the Oak Park’s elementary district’s superintendent calls troubling and unacceptable.

She’s not kidding:

Along with hiring one black teacher, the district hired one minority administrator, an assistant principal, who also is black. In a stern statement read during the board’s meeting last week, Superintendent Constance Collins vowed the district will do better next year in finding and hiring minority teachers and administrators.

Nothing against white teachers, you know:

The superintendent and board . . . stressed that they’re not displeased with the new staff members but only want more diversity moving forward.

And fewer whites, who do nothing for diversity.

The super feels really bad about it:

“It is disappointing and troubling to discover that we have not been true to our mission, which says that we are committed to the needs of a diverse population,” said Collins, the district’s first female and first black superintendent, who was hired in 2005.

“The needs of a diverse population,” yes.  Such as?

I asked in an on-line comment, “Is there research showing same-race teachers get better results? I’d like to see it.”

Is there?

Can gays change? An Oak Park debate

What’s forbidden in the matter of black-white relations is mandated in gay-straight ones, namely a genetic explanation.  As it is not allowed in general discourse to allege racial cause for black behavior, so it is required to say gays are born gay without hope of change.

See how the issue is argued in Oak Park, Illinois:

At the time, I didn’t believe there would be any opportunity for a discussion, but rather a one-way stream of hate, which would have likely led to health care-like forum shout-downs,

wrote Oak Park Trustee Ray Johnson about the Buzz Cafe book–author appearance to talk about gays becoming straight through prayer and therapy.  The “hate” involved would be the contention that gays can change, vs. their being destined from birth to be gay.

[Buzz-owner] Laura Maychruk had a right to offer a forum to promote hate, but people certainly had a right to protest the poor taste of that event, and Maychruk had the right (and I believe the responsibility to her community) to cancel that event,

wrote Oak Park resident Rachel Weaver in the same issue of the Wednesday Journal of Oak Park & River Forest, which had run the story about cancellation of the author-appearance, the author being a black Christian clergyman of inexact provenance [oops, see below], the book self-published (and Amazon-available) as Transition: From Homosexual to Preacher

Again, the hate is the claim that gays can change and are not irreversibly programmed, a claim that Weaver compared to promoting “the Tuskegee Experiment” and “forced conversion of all Jews to Christianity.”

What really gets me . . . is the suggestion that people offended that Laura would offer to hype this book and make Mr. Williams money from his hatred of gay people shouldn’t have [told] her [their objections].

wrote David McCammond-Watts, referring to the reaction that led to the cancellation.  Again, the hatred accusation relates to the claim that gays can change.

We need not even consider the reaction there would be if a speaker argued for a genetic cause for blacks’ low marks in school or rates of incarceration.  It’s not going to happen, any more than the author appeared at Buzz Cafe arguing against it for gays.

Later: Not so uncertain provenance at that.  Williams co-founded his “church without walls” in 2005, calling it “Holy Remnant International Ministries.”  He was commissioned, as it were, by Rev. Leroy Elliott, pastor of the New Greater St. John Community M.B. Church, at 3101 W Warren Blvd. on the West Side, since 1978. 

Rev. Elliott: 

Rev. Leroy Elliott

Missionary Baptists go a way back, to the early 1800s, in fact, per Wikipedia, which says their goal was

to organize para-church institutions for the promotion and funding of evangelism (particularly in foreign lands and on the American western frontier)

etc.

Look out for trucks and autos

The new Randolph tot lot, Grove to Oak Park Ave., will be a park with an alley running through it.  A “speed table” will slow vehicles down to minimize danger of a tot being run over when he or she runs from one half of the park to the other. 

Gates across the alley appear in one of three plans offered, but these would be very expensive, to judge by comments by park officials.

This is what the park district is planning in its expansion of the lot’s western half to a newly acquired eastern half in land recently ceded to it by the village. 

Plans were explained to 35 or so citizens in a meeting 8/26 at Pleasant Home by John Mac Manus, a consultant on whom the park district has been relying extensively in recent months.

No one at the 8/26 meeting made much of the danger factor, though most comments were from people living close to the lot.

It’s a busy alley, however, serving several large apartment and condo buildings.  In fact, the whole block, Randolph to Washington, has only one single-family residence on the alley’s Oak Park Ave. side. 

Among vehicles who use the alley regularly are autos, garbage trucks, and moving vans, the latter more in some seasons than others, of course.

The three plans currently under discussion are Scheme 1, Scheme 2, and Scheme 3.  A survey monkey will send your comments on to the park district.  It’s not too demanding as those things go, asking what you like or don’t like about each scheme, which you like best, and what else you’d like to say.

I’m going to paste most of this in the latter portion.  You do what you feel like.  There’s no obligation.

Later: I did this, adding words to this effect, that kids amuse themselves when permitted, and this is the goal of any park.

What to do with a vacant lot

Tot lot meeting tonight at Pleasant Home, 7 p.m. It’s the lot at Grove & Randolph, to be expanded east of the alley to OP Ave. Park District looking for feedback. Here’s a thought: Abandon the expanded-tot-lot concept in favor of a two-park concept, leaving the alley open, clear, and free, as Montgomery Ward said the lake front should be, citing an 1836 city mandate. Why so? For garbage and emergency vehicles, for two things, for garage access by residents for a third. (This per the suggestion of a “gate” that can close alley off so kids can move freely from one lot to the other.)

As to the second park, it’s already been discussed, at the Aug. 5 tot lot meeting, also at Pleasant Home, in terms of “passive” use, that is, for sitting on bench and reading or watching tots frolic free-style, pretty fountain in place, etc. — leaving the present lot as is or improved for activity such as swinging on swings, etc. (It’s being fumigated at the moment, by the way, in search-and-destroying of unnamed “stinging insects,” per posted sign, but called bees at the Aug. 5 meeting, when citizens informed park district people of the problem.)

Hence a two-park approach, making park-style use of a gift from the village of the grassy stretch at OP and Randolph, in addition to tapping in on $200G which the parks have to spend on this improvement. Go parks! I like the quiet-bench area idea and hereby recommend it.

Rebutting lawyers

Much ado about me in the Wednesday Journal, to which I respond, in part:

First of all, will the two lawyers who attacked me this week calm down? One’s a civil rights lawyer, the other works for my bank. You’d think on either count they’d be a little less hard on a private citizen.

Hard? Count the ways. I dish out falsehoods, inflammatory innuendo, poison, McCain’s propaganda, says one. And I’m sarcastic and, gulp, dishonest. My column was appalling, says the other. I am superficially more coherent and articulate than another writer, from whom she says pathetic splutterings emanate. In my column I delivered a sneak attack. I violate journalistic ethics.

Quite a column.

That would be my words of wisdom a week ago about the Big O. as Alinsky and FDR heir, among other things, Alinsky for his ends-justify-means doctrine and FDR for his (liberal) fascism. 

There’s more more more of my response if you’re interested.  And if you’re not, like the panhandler who strikes out with you says, God bless you and have a nice day.

Alinsky loved, Alinsky ruthless, Obama the MAN

In today’s Wednesday Journal, I ask Oak Parkers: Did you ever see so many political signs? The Big O has Oak Park in a hammerlock. But you John-and-Sarah supporters-don’t you just love her?-need not fear. Oak Park‘s Republican committeewoman, Marlene Lynch, has a few left of the ten (10!) signs she got from the Cook County party. She’d prefer not having her number given out, however. Republicans lie low in Oak Park.

Meanwhile, Big O signs metastasize, and so what? He’s most Oak Parkers’ beau ideal. Heck, I met him at a reception for him in an

Oak Park home in the mid-’90s, before few besides William Ayers, that unrepentant son of a ComEd CEO, knew his potential. He was running Annenberg Challenge, funding school programs in how to overthrow the government and helping ACORN register voters as only ACORN knows how-look them up under vote fraud. Little did I know, sipping wine and munching cheese, what a giant was in our midst. 

 

. . . .  There’s more more more here.

Honey, pass the whole wheat, but keep it short

Another beautiful day, heading for 75, the young woman told me at Bread Kitchen.  Even with a seasonal crispness to contend with, this coffee drinker repaired to a sidewalk table, today with a slice of honey whole wheat — so big a slice that he took some of it home with him, for depositing in the fridge door under wraps.

Being under wraps is not always a bad thing, by the way.  Joe Biden seems to be staying that way in the current campaign, and it’s a good idea.  He’s there for ballast (not for the Connecticut vote), supplying what Dems may think is gravitas, a Latin word that does not mean gravity.  It had its day an election or so ago, so why bring it up here? 

Because the Boy Wonder is among us, clean and articulate, as Biden said back in primary-campaign days.  He is with us now for at least 24 days more, if not for an eternity beyond that.  He has marvelous miraculous things in mind for us, such as raising taxes and creating jobs at the same time.  He also has money by the carload, having reneged on his pledge to take public money and let it go at that.  This is allowing him to flood airwaves with his inspiring message.  Tsk, tsk.

His armies of the day and night are doing yeoman work.  I mean the mainstreamers, who are setting new records, laying pretense aside as they huff and puff.

I was in an email group discussion the other day with ex-newsies bemoaning the fate of Chi Trib.  One of them made a blog posting out of it.  I’m the one who said he subscribes to the Wall Street Journal these days.  I am not in there with my tentative, toe-in-water comment that USA Today-type format may be more suitable for the daily newspaper.

Unwilling to let this light bulb burn out too quickly, and blithely (if in no other way) unaware of who else may have said this a long time ago, I do want to pursue it, with this change: Make that tabloid format.  The Sun-Times has been in that format, as we know, as was the Chicago Times before merging with Marshall Field’s Sun, a broadsheet, in 1948.

The tabloid better suits the spot-item character of the newspaper.  The broadsheet (a la Chi Trib, if the term is new to you), on the other hand, is an incitement to blather.  Add to that the dearth of sharp, unyielding city and copy deskers who make it their business to put things in English, as Chi Daily News’s Bill Mooney used to say, and you have at best a warm bath and certainly not the needle-sharp shower that a good newspaper provides.

Chi Trib, on yet another hand, is flirting with tabloid-style content and treatment (and layout, when it comes to big, BIG headshots) but remains the same old big-page paper, except not as well organized.  I have no idea what they should do over there.  Times are perilous. 

No idea except that they go looking for the hardest-ass copy editors in the market, people who don’t give a shit who wins the election or whether the world burns up or freezes down or whether there are fewer black baseball players or white basketball players or all sorts of fever-producing issues that tell us WHERE THEY STAND.

Pleeez, I am (we are) hungry for items of info.  We don’t care what they think.  They should just tell us what’s happening, in raw form if necessary.  And keep it short.  Make nothing in the paper over 500 words, said a Daily News sub-editor to me years ago who went on to a long career at the Atlanta Constitution after the News folded in 1978. 

Even then, even there, it was probably a minority opinion.  But consider the discipline involved in reporters’ and editors’ keeping things that short, how such a strict norm would make them ask themselves what’s important, what do straphangers, a readership Bill Mooney kept in mind, want to know about this?

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The cap’s the thing . . .

. . . Wherein I’ll catch the smart voters. 

Beautiful day, sat outside Bread Kitchen for coffee and millet slice while paving crew chewed up North Blvd. a few steps away.  Luckily, the wind blew east, so I didn’t have to swallow pavement dust with my millet.  Fenwick students debarking from eastbound train on way to school bus had to walk through the cloud, however.  Looked like a British movie scene, 1940s smoke-filled train station, you know, the school children on way to the countryside, removed from German bombs.

Pavement crew straw boss spotted me, came over, asked where I got the hat.  My NoObama 68 cap, of course, which has drawn at least five such responses since I began wearing it a few weeks ago.  The tee-shirt shop down the street would make one for you, one guy was told, he told me.  Can’t be too obvious about this, said a woman, who also liked it, this being Oak Park, you know.  “I like your hat,” said the young man carrying stuff to the auto repair (or other) shop in the alley west of OP Ave. between Lake and N. Blvd.  And not a word but a thumbs-up kind of grin from the very button-down business man cycling to the station on Forest Ave. at Ontario. 

Various more or less malevolent glares also, and a startled look from a black business-man-looking guy, but only one voiced negative response, from the counter wench at U.S.A. Liquors, at Harlem & Madison, where the elite meet to buy by the bottle.  She spotted me roaming her aisles looking for something white and “affordable” (by me, that is) and stared.  “You a Republican?” she asked as I plunked my wine on the counter.  She asked in a fairly detached manner but was truly speaking for the multitudes to whom Democrats make their redistributist pitch.  Finally, “Barack’s gonna win,” she said.

Is he?  Charles Krauthammer and the gang at Fox think so — barring an unforeseen intervention.  Rush Limbaugh and James Carville are not so sure about that.  Rush is a great coach for the team.  James darkly hints at riots if he does not win.  Many others, of course, see racism in Obama’s opponents. 

Meanwhile, there’s the anti-Palin phenomenon, riding side by side with the Palin phenomenon.  She’s good, no doubt about it, and she rubs raw the sores of discontent among Dems.  A Knoxville TN blogger says she’s smug.  Not even that she looks smug, but she is.  I think this inaccurate judgement reflects the common resentment of looking sure of oneself.  You’re not supposed to.  You’re supposed to sprinkle your talk with worried you-knows, repeatedly trolling for affirmation. 

If you’re smart, don’t look smart.  But above all, don’t look sure of yourself.  Be apologetic or at least tentative.  Look a little harried too.  Don’t look confident.  Above all, don’t be too Christian about it all, and don’t hold your Down syndrome child so comfortably, especially while you look so good.

Palin and child