This recent quadruple play pulled off by the White Sox has been underreported. It happened when second baseman Omar Vizquel immediately after a triple play — forceouts at home, third, and second, threw to first to beat the runner whose swinging bunt with the bases loaded had landed in front of Sox catcher Pierzynski.
There already were three outs, but Vizquel threw anyway.
“It wasn’t me. Something took over my body and made that throw for me. It was like some, eh, renegade spirit trespassed into my soul and became my essence, and the only way for it to atone for its sins that was keeping it in this world and ascend to the glorious afterlife . . . was to catch that ball, turn around and throw it over to Paulo.”
He refers to the first baseman, Konerko, who treated the throw as just another one of the hundreds he has caught this season. It
easily beat Betancourt to the bag, as [he] had watched the play unfold and understandably headed back towards the dugout, believing his run down to first base to now be superfluous.
It was not, however. The umpire, caught up in the moment,
called him out emphatically, getting down on one knee and throwing a fierce uppercut at an invisible . . . boxing opponent while screaming “JYERIIIAAOUUUTT” in a grunge-rock falsetto.
The upshot?
After a brief conference, the umpires decided that Kansas City would start the fourth with one out.
“Initially, I thought that idea was ridiculous”, said crew chief Lloyd Robertson, “but [first-base ump] Gzowski convinced us. He was right: it was friggin’ awesome. I mean, who’s ever seen a quadruple play? Awesome. An Awesomely Awesome play of Awesome Awesomeness.”
I can’t believe it. History was made, and no screaming headlines.
It was reported, by the way, by Dave Rutt, who says of himself he’s a
- Teacher by day, sleeping by night. I also enjoy watching, playing and writing about baseball and other sports . . . . I recently returned from Barranquilla, Colombia, where I was teaching middle school math for a year, and am still finishing up all the blogs I want to write about my travels in Colombia and Peru.
His blog is Bottom of the Fourth, where he has lots more about baseball etc.




