I start my day ever suspicious of the Sun-Times, which I have called the Obama Reelection Newsletter (fits handily in your pocket), so I have some wondering to express as regards Monifa Thomas on Wheaton College joining the Catholics vs. the dreaded HHS mandate — dreaded a la W-Sox announcer the dreaded Harrelson, referring of course (without fail) to the leadoff walk.

M. Thomas:

Joining several other religious institutions, Wheaton College has filed a lawsuit against President Barack Obama administration’s so-called contraception mandate.

How’s that?  So-called?  What would M. Thomas call it?

Lower down, we find:

The alliance marks the first time that Catholics and evangelicals have worked together to oppose a regulation in court.

What’s this “marks”?  Noosepaper jargon, of course.  Better indirect and fancy than simple and straightforward.  The alliance is the first time, right?  Or if you’re not sure and don’t have…

I endorse the reason this fellow gives for blogging, though I do not have a physician’s recommendation:

Paul Gottfried is the Raffensperger Professor of Humanities at Elizabethtown College and the author of nine books, most recently an autobiography, Encounters, as well as several tons of essays on European social and intellectual history and the history of political movements. He contributes to Taki\’s Magazine, per request of his physician, as a means of releasing pent-up bile and vexation.

via Taki\’s Magazine – Contributors.

Football tail wagging university dog. �

via Penn State Abuse of Power Football | CNSNews.com.

* What Noosepapers do:  They run stories by the carload of government-supplied services being cut, far more than ones that waste money.  You have to be a gadfly to go after that sort of thing, and, well, we know how they are, sniff.  Noosepaper reporters are professional, you know.  But they listen to squeaky wheels and go for the sentimental jugular, too often blissfully unaware of the theft that goes on under guise of helping people with public money. 

Editors coast to coast react, lemming-like, in all seriousness and sincerity, according to a script prescribed by the NY Times-Wash Post combine, the East Coast liberal axis.  These editors are shocked and contemptuous when another narrative is followed, as by Fox News, which with all its faults gives play to stories that the others never touch.  And gets accused of bias, when at worst they are supplying a crying lack.

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