Carol, how come you do us like you did, did, did?

Quite a tease by Carol Marin and the S-T copy desk in her column-cum-headline, “Too late for ex-Burris backers to cut and run.”  She limits her critique to the most recent backing Burris received to get him into the Senate so he could “stand strong with the president on behalf of the stimulus package.”

Apart from that standing-strong nonsense — against what pressure to vote otherwise? — what about the backing Burris got over many years as pure black hack, emphasis on black as his pretty-much sole qualification, getting into two state offices, slated and endorsed over many years?

For a minute there, I thought Marin was going to lay into the establishment, giving us a truly revolutionary look at Illinois politics.  Instead, myopia.

Pioneer Press, I hear you calling . . .

Pioneer Press telemarketing called again, 9 a.m. or so, even after I was told the glitch would be fixed (yesterday).  Caller i-d tells me it’s 847 486 6822 that’s calling and being not there when I pick up the phone. 

So I called it back and was given the option of saying (on recording) that I do not want to be called, this per recorded instructions. 

Did so and hope it works.  Another thing: I’ve been a subscriber to Oak Leaves for decades.  Maybe that’s why they hang up on me when I answer their calls. 

He wasn’t kidding

He came to Rosa’s house and said, “I’m from the government, and I’m here to help.”

[Rahm] Emanuel is a multimillionaire, but lived for the last five years for free in the tony Capitol Hill townhouse owned by [Rep. Rosa] De Lauro and her husband, Democratic pollster Stan Greenberg.

During that time, he also served as chairman of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee – which gave Greenberg huge polling contracts. It paid Greenberg’s firm $239,996 in 2006 and $317,775 in 2008. (Emanuel’s own campaign committee has also paid Greenberg more than $50,000 since 2004.)

And that ain’t all.  There’s the Freddie Mac connection too.  Rahm, we hardly knew ye . . .

Vagina what?!

Chicago’s own Loyola and DePaul are among 15 RC colleges still showing “The Vagina Monologues,” reports Catholic Citizens of Illinois, citing Catholic News Service (but oddly not linking to it).

“The play is sexually explicit and favorably describes lesbian activity, group self-abuse, and the lesbian seduction and rape of a teenage girl,” says Catholic Citizens (Catholic News Service? Story can’t be found there).

“CNS encourages protesters to be charitable and respectful, with the understanding that most Monologues productions are not officially sponsored by the colleges and universities but should nevertheless be prevented by policies consistent with Catholic education.”

Also among the 15 are four other Jesuit schools — Holy Cross, Fordham, Georgetown, and U. of San Francisco, according to Catholic News Agency — not to be confused with Catholic News Service, sponsored by American Catholic bishops.

“Quis custodiet?”

Reader Bonnie asks, in the matter of Milton Friedman on free enterprise (state vs. individual), “i don’t think it’s too much to ask for the government to protect the public from sociopaths like madoff and all the other creeps who have been let loose to take advantage of people through the years…….”

I asked in response, “Quis custodiet custodes?” and refer her to this from Wikipedia:

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? is a Latin phrase from the Roman poet Juvenal [worth perusing, by the way; his satires ring true for us, allowing for adjustments], which literally translates to “Who will guard the guards themselves,” and is variously translated . . . as “Who watches the watchmen?”, “Who watches the watchers?”, “Who will guard the guards?”, “Who shall watch the watchers?” or other similar translations.

That is to say, we do have a problem with governmental protectors, do we not?  Take  Congr. Barney Frank, in bed with the Fannie May boy friend and telling us not to worry, and Sen. Chris Dodd, apparently on the take (Chris won’t show the long-promised records) from Countrywide, over whom he was supposed to exercise oversight.

Plato had an ideal solution to the problem, one worthy of J. Swift if not intended that way.  This is also from Wikipedia, with apologies for not doing my own research into The Republic.

We must tell the guardians a “noble lie.” The noble lie will inform them that they are better than those they serve and it is therefore their responsibility to guard and protect those lesser than themselves. We will instill in them a distaste for power or privilege; they will rule because they believe it right, not because they desire it.

That’s about right for and about statists — in this context read easily discovered members of the so-called Democratic party.

Meanwhile, the rest of us should doff our naive belief in government as problem-solver, rembering R. Reagan’ words, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’”