Cocky locky wants to chat

The Big O., imagining himself talking to Ahmadinejad, has spoken of the Iranian people as deserving consideration, as if talking to A. is a step towards giving them some. 

But Chamberlain’s talking to Hitler undercut the generals who wanted room in which to drop H. in his tracks, Steve Huntley noted yesterday.  The German people’s enthrallment to him was not weakened by talking to him, it was cemented.

O. doesn’t seem to understand.  Liberation movements are thwarted by legitimizing tyrants, and he, President O. would foolishly do just that. 

Oh, not A., he has his spokesman say, but “the Iranian leadership.” 

“He hasn’t named who that leader will be,” [foreign policy adviser Susan Rice] said. “It may, in fact be that by the middle of next year, Ahmadinejad is long gone.”

If he isn’t, then what?  A rather new ball game and quite a comedown from his youthful boldness of last July when he promised to meet the leaders of Iran and four other enemy countries without preconditions during his first year in the White House.

Or does he he think A. the Iranian front man will step aside and let him talk to the mullahs?  Sad to say, he appears not to know s—t from shinola, if you will pardon my Francais.

 

Cocky locky gets tough

Ohhh, like I’m scared!

“The GOP, should I be the nominee, I think can say whatever they want to say about me, my track record. If they think that they’re going to try to make Michelle an issue in this campaign, they should be careful.

The Big O. will come and get you.  No fair to say boo about wife.  “She loves this country.”

That’s why she said in Milwaukee in February, “For the first time in my adult lifetime, I am really proud of my country” — which at best was a dumb thing to say.  And folks, it was a campaign speech.

Lynn Sweet provides perspective:

[S]he has taken on major fund-raising and surrogate speaking roles on behalf of her husband, even phoning superdelegates to try to close the deal for him. Michelle Obama has her own chief of staff and press secretary, and campaign advance staffers handle her larger events, where she has turned out to be a significant draw in her own right.  . . . . Spouses are not exempt from scrutiny if they are major surrogates.

She’s on staff, in other words.  Big O. is full of it in this obvious case of spinning stuff to his advantage.

He should also can the lovey-dovey stuff with her, as in the shot on p. 3 of today’s Sun-Times, if only because it reminds viewers and readers of Al (There’s Money in Global Warming) Gore’s juicy smack on Tipper’s lips at the 2004 [oops! 2000, but I remember it like yesterday] convention — which Nick Gillespie called “part of an unprecedented invitation into the private life of a political candidate.”

Double tall, with or without

Starbucks sells coffee, ambience, “a cosy living room,” and that’s its secret, you may think.  But consider this:

Starbucks sells milk. The Frappuccino, which Clark calls a “glorified milkshake”, is the product that catapulted the company into market domination. The secret of Starbucks’ success is that Americans love their dairy.

That’s Jakob Norberg in Times Literary Supplement for 2/29/08, reviewing Taylor Clark’s Starbucked: A double tall tale of caffeine, commerce, and culture. 

So.  Milk sells.

Another reason I have read somewhere for S’buck’s success is its marketing idea that you come in for coffee and are encouraged to hang around.

This author lays out complaints against the company but ends in defusing them.

For instance: while there are many stories of Starbucks’ fierce business practices, there is little evidence that it pushes people out of the market. If anything, it has inspired a greater interest in quality coffee and, as an unintended effect, the number of independent coffee houses has increased greatly.

So.  The better mousetrap led to imitators trying to better the better.  We call it competition.

Not energetic enough

Well may we wonder what the heck GW Bush did to produce our energy shortage.  Well consider this:

• On May 25, 2006, the House passed a bill to authorize oil and gas production in ANWR-Pelosi voted no and liberals in the Senate killed it.
• On June 7, 2006 the House voted to expand oil refinery construction-Pelosi voted no and liberals in the Senate killed it.
• A few weeks later on June 29, 2006 the House voted to end the moratorium on offshore oil and natural gas exploration-Pelosi voted no yet again and liberals in the Senate killed it.

That’s what he did, he did NOT stand up in Congress and say “stop.”  Nor did he lie down on the House and Senate floors and kick his feet.  It’s what happens with a Republican in charge.

 

Daley, Ayers, and stinking of evil

Seven short years before Mayordaley II rushed to the defense of William Ayers, Ayers called Daley’s father “White and fleshy, [reeking] with the stench of evil” in his 2001 memoir, Fugitive Days.  No problem for the Man from City Hall, who just this week braved a firestorm of censure by calling an alderman “Foie Gras,” cracking wise in Bridgeport fashion.

Seven years.  The Man forgives this guy for saying his father was stinky with evil?  Well, apart from the immediate politics of the matter, Obama being linked more intimately than he has admitted with Ayers the terrorist-turned-UIC-prof-molder-of-minds-of-teachers, there’s the matter of bloodlines and social standing.

Chi Trib’s Ron Grossman traces the bloodline-social-standing issue as well as one could in a thousand words in today’s normally Left-Wing Perspective section, page eight in hardcopy delivered to hundreds of thousands of doorsteps this morning, including ours.

Seven years ago, Ayers’s book came out with the Richard J. Daley reference as white, fleshy, and evil, but the most Richard M. Daley can manage by way of censure — he who reportedly decked a fellow Bridgeportian shortly after his candidacy helped elect a black mayor by splitting the white vote in 1983, said Bridgeportian having chewed him out in a supermarket aisle, he, Daley responding promptly to the verbal attack — is that times were “difficult” and he, Daley, did not “condone what [Ayers] did 40 years ago.”

Forty, yes.

But Richard M.’s profile in courage in this matter is explained by Grossman.  It’s being to the manor born, it’s whom you know, it’s who your daddy was,  Excellent piece.

Same day, different paper, also read “Daley: Whatever It takes,” in Sun-Times, by the incomparable Fran Spielman and see The Man as first-class pragmatist, impatient with lawyers, he says, when he means the law.  Devastating account of the mayor whose genetic disposition towards peremptory behavior — see Royko’s Boss — is a big fat chicken (not stuffed duck) coming home to roost.

Senatorial discourtesy

Chi Trib on Saturday is its best day.  Today’s editorials, for instance, get right to the heart of their matters, offering data not blather and making a reader think.  The first is about the rude, crude dunces in our state senate arguing their need for a pay raise, or rather Sen. Rickey Hendon, who gets ugly talking to reporters.

The state house rejected the pay raise 94-8.  Hendon, chairman of the Senate Rules Committee, says they want one but won’t admit it, and in fact want to “pimp” the senators, i.e. get them to do the dirty work, presumably as a true-life pimp gets whores to do it.  On the other hand, a pimp is a sales rep, I thought, for women who need them to find higher-paying customers.  (Looking for help on this one.)

He also slammed his presumed colleague, Sen. Susan Garrett, who apparently is rich and has a big house.  “Have you seen her house? Go up there. Mind-boggling.”  Garrett, he said, is among “the filthy rich [who] are always the ones saying, hey, we don’t need the raise.” 

As opposed, for instance, to senate president Emil Jones, who earlier complained: “I need a pay raise! I need a pay raise!” and added jocularly to reporters this day, “I’ve got to get me some food stamps.”  The senate crown sits easily on that man’s head.

Garrett to reporters in self-defense:

This bill should not be reflective of what kind of money legislators have in the bank. . . . It should be reflective . . . of letting taxpayers know that we believe we deserve a raise or don’t deserve a raise. It should not be personal.

As for the pay-raise:

[S]ome of the legislators have missed the point, if they think they need the raise because, you know, they’re not making $150,000 a year. We’re here as public servants and we’re not here to assume we should be entitled to be receiving major increases every year when the rest of the state and other state employees are suffering.

The Trib concludes that the senate should reject the pay raise, adding that if the pay were performance-based, “they’d be sending the money back to the taxpayers.” 

Oddly, this conclusion is not posted.  Neither is the second editorial, “Rose Bowl secrets.”  So buy the paper.

Later: The conclusion has been posted, but the 2nd editorial remains a hard-copy-only treasure.

Scorned by Kerasotes

Drove over last night to the Kerasotes ShowPlace 14 – Galewood Crossings a few blocks north of North, just off Central, first right off the bridge, to catch “Redbelt” as advertised for a 7:20 showing. 

“Not selling tickets to ‘Redbelt,’” said the young lady.

“Why not?” I asked.

“Because it’s not showing on the scornay.”

“The what?”

“The scornay.”

“The scornay?” 

Her friend, standing with cell phone just outside the ticket booth, finally intervened: “The screen, the screen.”

Which under normal circumstances would have prompted another question, Why aren’t you showing it on the screen when it’s scheduled to be shown and in fact is on the electronic list blinking right above us? 

But stunned by defeat, I returned to my vehicle and took myself back to Oak Park.

UPDATE: Renona (sp?) called from Kerasotes in Galewood, an hour and 20 minutes after I emailed them a link to this posting, and she couldn’t have been nicer. 

She didn’t know why “Redbelt” was a no-show, was very apologetic, and nicest of all, she’s givine me two free tickets, to be picked up at the gate by asking for the manager!

But at $4 a senior citizen ticket, am I going to expose myself visually as the on-line complainer?  Let me think about it.

UPDATE 2: The manager also called, also wants to be friends.  I called back, he wasn’t there.

EXPLANATION: “Scornay” is combination of her accent and my imperfect hearing, FYI.

The author speaks

An award winner at last night’s Society of Midland Authors dinner quoted St. Augustine, saying a book must “serve,” meaning serve the public interest, be useful.

Yes.  Every idle word is to be accounted for on the last day.  What ho, the frivolous! 

He’s Gary D. Schmidt, whose winner book, a piece of children’s fiction, is The Wednesday Wars (Clarion Books).  It’s “deep but upbeat,” per San Fran Chronicle, which also says that’s “no easy task” when writing for prepubescents.

The trick in reaching such an audience is to avoid both “Dr. Phil fare and plots driven by death, disease, divorce, drugs and the like.” 

Schmidt succeeds, but does the parents badly, delivering “caricatures.”  On the whole, however, says the reviewer,

this graceful novel is full of goodwill, yearning and heart, and serves as a growth chart for Holling, recording his increasing depth. “The Wednesday Wars” also gently reminds readers to take constant measure, as Shakespeare and Holling do, of what it means to be human.

That’s high praise, but last night, maybe sensing kindred spirits at the Inter-Continental Hotel dinner, he got a might preachy, speaking ominously of our troubled world and the current war, wondering where the protestors are.  The Viet Nam war, which coincides historically with his book, drew “a hundred thousand” protestors a day.  “I wonder where they are today,” he said. 

For one thing, the hundred thousand dropped to almost nothing once the draft was ended.  And there’s no draft now, so his wistful wondering is poorly aimed.  For another, he came across as a soft-core activist happy to plant a bit of self-accusation among writers. 

He teaches at a small Christian college, Calvin, in Michigan, and very well, I assume.  But he’s slightly affected by or infected with that yen to solve people’s problems for them and show them the way.  Or so he appeared.