Listen to the Dunkin’ Donuts orders . . .

I do, at my local. They tell something about the placers of same. (You are what you order.)

Lessons for us all.

E.g., Tall, balding masked man in shorts brings electric scooter in with him, places order, gets it, scoots away, as quick as you please. Paid, but if he hadn’t, it would have been the Great Scooter Robbery, 7/11/21.

Or the healthy young man: large iced carmel latte with whipped cream, electric scooter parked outside in clear sight. Would also have been a great scooter robbery — notice lower case, the original would already have happened. He paid too, by the way.